Angel hair (at Common Ground Coffee Co.)

Cute sleeping foxes from when I went to the zoo

forthenexttenminutesago:

carolinedhavernass:

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

(Source: winterrowan)

worduptiffany:

No one verbs like Gaston,
Adverb verbs like Gaston,
No one verbs with the adjective noun like Gaston.

(Source: gracelikeleaves)

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:




Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.



Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:

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Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.

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Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

(Source: twoukofukawa)

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

iworkfornickfury:

dearjacquelinee:

sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate

one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough to share” so i pulled out a box of 200 slim jims (from costco of course) and the teacher fucking confiscated it.

(Source: ramblers-ghost)

intoxicated-manneristics:

DMMD is the best damn fandom I’ve ever join not gonna lie and I wish I socialized more just for a higher chance of telling someone the beautiful truth of what the anime is actually based off of

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

(Source: lucidartist)

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

ok because of tumblr i literally thought dmmd was a fucking gay dating sim

fuck this website

WAIT SO IT IS A GAY DATING SIM??

WHAT THE FUCK

IT

IT’S JUST A GAY DATING SIM

WHERE SOMETIMES PEOPLE DIE????

clearrobot:

Noiz and Koujaku go out to eat and Noiz looks Koujaku straight in the eyes while asking the waiter for the ‘senior sunday special’ for Koujaku

toueinc:

well coming up with those sick burns doesnt un-murder your mother

rulani:

fryelovespie:

No one told me Aoba was a Psyduck

seems legit